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My reasons for not being able to sleep past 7 a.m. on a Saturday morning...

1. My neighbor, for some reason, starts up the engine of his truck at 6:45 a.m. ... and his truck backfires to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star...I'm not kidding..or maybe Baa Baa Black Sheep. Have you noticed that those two songs have the same melody? This wakes me up.

2. There is a squirrel...or rat...or something worse (as if anything could be worse) digging around in out attic. We've set traps (humane traps) but there's still the scratching that starts at daybreak. This wakes me up.

3. There's a lovely bird who pelts out a harmonious song around 6 a.m......it has an absolutely breathtaking soprano lilt......and it brightens my every morning...even on Saturday's. This wakes me up.

4. My internal clock adjusts so I can sleep on the weekends...but my dogs can't seem to grasp that enigma. They're up their regular time....6:15 regardless. This wakes me up.

5. My phone number must be a digit, or two, off from the local taxi company because I receive calls constantly. Obviously there are a lot of people needing rides home at 6 a.m. on Saturday's. This wakes me up.

I just really want to sleep on weekends until my body tells me to wake up...versus my head telling my body to wake up.....ya know?

Life is good.........at least I wake up!

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Anonymous said…
very funny
March 15, 2009 at 7:06 PM
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